MaRiAnNe -n- TaNi

~I'm gunna give Gabe a wedgie!! -Gracia (one of our VBS K-1st grade kids) before we went to go play REC

What if he farts? -Autumn

~It looks like Marianne wants to f**k Gabe. -Ben

-We love Jared's fruit by the foot!!-

~Jared, I love ur fruit gushers. I especially love what comes out!! Its sooo yummy!! -Joanna

-Getting stalked by this Mexican Fred Durst look-alike in a freaky red maroon car in Claremoo...then trying to run to the Fate's -n- finding out they're not there.

-Dan and us getting stalked into the golf course and getting cussed out by this Vin Diesel look-alike who told us that he supposedly got out of prison (We shouldn't hang out with "punks" like Dan or else we might get killed almost like his girlfriend did..riiiiiight...!!)

-4-wheeling around Claremont with Jamie's 4-wheeler (sure, we'll stay on this street...HAHA SUCKA!!)

-Tani going out with Chandler jus' so she could get some money from him to go to the motocross show

~SUEE!! SUEE!! PIG PIG PIG, SNORT SNORT SNORT!!

~Are you looking at my ass-k?

~Where are you ladies staying tonight?

-Da blue house!!

~Wanna go on a garbage run??

~Racket licking, doesn't it turn u on?

-Getting the balls stuck in the thingie...

~GO TO BED!! -Ryan Hedberg's mom

-Lunch discussions: Jared's Twinkie is small!! Why is mine bigger??!!